brentwalker092:

Jesus holy FUCK!!! award :)

(Source: str8cock-gaycock-hotdick)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via natsukashiinaa)

captaingrumpycub:

themistergram:

@christianlohan - http://instagram.com/p/rByeOHS7PP/

Holy crap.
jeliaan:

Goals lol

jeliaan:

Goals lol

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via xmcaakes)

Lord knows it’s too late for a summer body, so I’m working on my winter body lol 😂

Lord knows it’s too late for a summer body, so I’m working on my winter body lol 😂

straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

(Source: thefrogman, via luuukey)

Wtf

Wtf

(Source: puzzylipz, via thechriscrocker)

anarchei:

Every Person With Political Power

(Source: mishawinsexster, via namedafterabook)

Fucking China man can’t park for shit. Asshole. Get outta here.

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

(Source: derpygrooves, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via alyssajanee)