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cockdays:

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foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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so, it’s a show? it’s a lifestyle. it’s a religion.

Sooo who’s gonna watch this with me on Netflix

(Source: voldermorte, via my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: grootoftheloom, via hello-ryan)

khounstipated:

I will never not laugh at this

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

(Source: kidxforever, via ryanisawake)

Anonymous said: Why do you think the Kinsey scale is stupid?

bahamvt:

what about deciding how gay someone is by assigning him a number from 1 to 6 isn’t stupid?

Wh-what? What about learning that not everyone is the same and learning that sexuality isn’t one way or another and learning that sexuality is fluid and organic and can fluctuate is stupid..

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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tranquilcas:

housecousland:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

wow
w o w
wooooooow
WOW
wow
wow

Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.

tranquilcas:

housecousland:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

wow

w o w

wooooooow

WOW

wow

  • wow

Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.

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anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

😂😂😂

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