headdeskben:

MY FAVOURITE POST EVER

(Source: jamietheignorantamerican, via coolbrockryanstuff)

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

NIKKI LOLOLOL

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via coolbrockryanstuff)

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

(via deliverusfromevans)

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

(via its-a-vicki-venture)

isitscary:

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

(Source: robert-downey-junior, via deliverusfromevans)

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

LOL yes

(via brinaaaquay)

fraternityrow:

I’m in love

(Source: dalasharaia)

pussyriot:

Chris Pratt is the kind of guy you put out for at the end of every date. 

Yes

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lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

(via tastefullyoffensive)

thefrogman:

[video]


Life

dccubster:

me 10 mins into being at a house party with strange straight people i dont know

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